Aik Sharabi ko police ne raat 03:00 Bje rok lia..  :-\
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Police: Itni raat ko kaha ja rahey ho...  ???
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Sharabi: Sir, Main Sharab, Cigarette Noshi or is k insan k jism pe honey waley burey asrat pe lecture sun'ney ja raha hoon..  ::)
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Police: Waqai?? Ye to bohot achi bat hai  ;)
Wesey is waqt tumhey ye lecture de ga kon  ???
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Sharabi: Sir, Mri Biwi...  :) ;) :D ;D
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Hahahahahahahahaaa  :) ;) :D ;D 8) :P :-X